Is August over yet??

In Uncategorized on August 25, 2013 at 8:35 am

Hello, my friends. Please excuse the plaintive tone of my title, but August and I aren’t getting along. At all.

Those of you who have been keeping up with my blog will know that I’m feeling a bit stretched this month. Lots of stuff going on. I was doing really well with getting up early to work on my novel for a half hour every morning and doing my studying in the evening. Last week, I had a bit of a panic (as you’ll know from Wednesday’s post) and have decided to stop writing in the morning and to study instead.

This worked very well until Thursday.

Thursday, I started feeling dizzy and feverish so I decided to stay at home from work. I thought that I was feeling unwell because I’ve been burning the candle at both ends for the past few weeks and it finally caught up with me. Surely a day in bed would revitalise me and I would be back to work and study as usual the next day.

Alas, my bloggy brethren. ‘Twas not to be.

I woke up the next morning feeling worse. There was nothing for it but to head off to the surgery to see what could be done. The good doctor told me that I have an upper respiratory infection which was triggering my vertigo.

Fun stuff.

She gave me a course of antibiotics and something to quell the dizziness. So, I’ve spent the past couple of days feeling drugged and apathetic.

Not to worry, dear friends, but I’ve had this for company:

LM2 London market insurance principles and practices. Written and edited by Satan.

LM2 London market insurance principles and practices. Written and edited by Satan.

And I bet you thought I wouldn’t have a book to discuss.

Anyway. I’ve been taking my antibiotics and have been feeling marginally better. (Did I mention that my exam is next Friday???) Strangely enough, I feel that the material I’m studying is finally sinking in so I feel that I’ll do ok. I’m just being dramatic.

Speaking of drama, I have to tell you a quasi-related story. I was at the pharmacy waiting for my feel-better pills and I noticed a shady looking character who was wandering around. I couldn’t tell if he sounded drunk or just thick (it’s a mean thing to say but he was being needlessly rude to the staff). He was shuffling around aimlessly after one of the staff promised to help him after she’d put my prescription in.

I sat down to wait on the other side of the room from the counter and noticed him perusing the shelves. As I watched, he took out a little plastic shopping bag and started filling it full of stuff from the shelves.

Have you ever had one of those moments where you are absolutely certain that you can’t be seeing what you’re actually seeing? Where you’re frozen to the spot because surely there’s a reasonable explanation for what’s happening? Sadly, this was not the case.

Once it sunk into my thick skull that the guy was aggressively shoplifting whatever would fit in his bag, I looked to the staff to see if anyone had noticed and prepared to make my way to the counter if they hadn’t.

One of the staff had noticed and the man was subsequently confronted by a dainty, 5 foot-nothing woman. Ok, she was probably taller than that but he looked quite imposing as he tried to push past her. She wasn’t having it and at one point they were facing off right in front of me.

This is how I felt:

Unfortunately, my brain had switched itself from ‘feisty’ mode to ‘self-preservation’ mode. My first thought was that if the guy started swinging, he wasn’t going to hit this ballsy little woman. He was going to hit me. I was also thinking that if he was willing to steal in the broad light of the morning, he must be prepared to defend himself in some way andΒ I wasn’t willing to be in the cross-fire and possibly get stabbed over some stolen boxes of decongestant.

Luckily, the situation was quickly diffused. The bag was handed over to the staff and the would-be shoplifter was ejected from the building.

I went home and crawled back into bed, which is where I’ll be if you need me.

  1. I’ve never seen that movie, that’s a brilliant clip.

    It’s too bad Satan didn’t write a more interesting book, I’d be very interested in your review of one of his novels…

    I hope you feel better soon!

    • The film is brilliant. It’s a silly 80s feel-good film and we found it in Sainsbury’s the other day for Β£3. I’d watched it a few times when I was younger so I had to get it. πŸ™‚

      I would hope that Satan would have fewer spelling errors than whomever wrote this book. It’s quite distracting.

      Thanks! I’m starting to feel better!

  2. Sorry you got sick, but I’m glad you’re well again! Whew, that was certainly a close call and I would have high tailed right out there, especially if I was feeling as bad as you were. Great post today and don’t August IS almost over. πŸ™‚

  3. Yay for getting better! (And for Adventures in Babysitting. Definitely a favorite.)
    Also yay for tough pharmacy lady, heh.
    Hope your exam goes well! It sounds like you’ve got it all under control, you just need time to pass already.

  4. OMG Buffy – when I saw the clip from Adventures in Babysitting, I got all excited. I love this movie! Thor! The homeless man at the station! Brad and his crush on … on … Sam? Is that her name? Whatever! And best of all, the Babysitting Blues song! (now adapted to LM2 Blues) (“Get out of my house!”)
    Really sorry to hear about your brush with the spins. I think it’s the (mental) constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation, these days, because I was really dizzy last week (though I was far luckier and got away with just lying in bed for a day). Glad to hear you got it sorted, though.
    I can’t believe that actually HAPPENED! Well, I can believe it – it’s just that it’s so hilarious/scary the way you painted the events. Good GOD. I’m with you. 5ft spitfire woman would have been on her own if caps started busting (and not the caps to the aforementioned decongestant).
    Love this blog – and don’t worry, it’s almost over. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!
    P.S. Love the “Written and Edited by Satan” XD

    • I love this movie too! I was a bit scared to watch it after so much time has passed. Sometimes we like things from the past that aren’t actually good, but they have nostalgic value. I was so relieved that it’s still really good.

      Mental constipation! Haha! I like that term! I tend to get bad bouts of vertigo once or twice a year so I wondered why it seemed to be happening more frequently. Upper respiratory infection, be damned! Glad you were able to get over your bout.

      Thanks for reading and commenting on my blog!

      Oh, and I finally finished a book last night! It was the happiest night of my life! πŸ™‚

  5. I don’t know how I missed this post, but I hope you’re feeling better, Buffy! I have to deal with insurance at my job, so I wouldn’t blame you if that made you want to stay in bed longer. Lol.

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